The Interview

Interveiwer: Hello, I’m Kassy, and I’ve called you all here for a little interview.

Everyone:...

Kassy: now tell me Mr. Vash, did you really hurt all those people?

Vash:...

Kassy: than who did?

Vash:...

Kassy: Do you deny it?

Vash: Are you single?

Kassy: Excuse me?

Vash: (Places hand over her’s) I get lonely traveling on my own, it would be nice to have you keep me company. There’s no reason to hesitate, I’ll protect you.

Kassy: ah...heh heh...

Millie: What are you talking about Mr.Vash? Meryl and I always travel with you!

Vash: (laughs nervously and puts hand behind head) oh yeah...

Kassy: uh-huh...(moves hand away) now Meryl, what do you think about Vash?

Meryl: Sometimes I wonder what’s going on in that broom head of his. He’s obsessed with donuts and a disgusting outlaw always looking for women to satisfy him!

Vash: I’m not obsessed...

Kassy: Do you deny being a womanizer?

Vash: I wouldn’t exactly call it that... you make it sound so terrible...(going red) I’m not always like that.

Meryl: (rolls eyes)

Kassy: So... you don’t have any feeling for him? (Looking at Meryl)

Meryl: Who? Me?

Kassy: (nods)

Meryl: well...I (start to go red)

Kassy: Well?

Meryl: (Puts her hand behind her head and moves the other up and down) Can we move on?

Vash: Wah? (He falls to the ground)

Millie: (blinks)

Kassy: (jots down a few things on her paper) What about you Ms. Thompson? Do you feel anything for this outlaw?

Millie: no

Kassy: Why not?

Millie: (smiles) because Meryl does.

Vash: (picks himself half-way up and looks at Meryl)

Meryl: (Sweat drop) I don’t know what she’s talking about! (Laughs nervously)

Millie: What do you mean? (Said blankly)

Vash: (looks back and forth between them, feeling as if he is invisible)

Meryl: Can we go on?

Kassy: (nods)

Vash: WHAT?!

Meryl: (blushes more)

Millie: (giggles)

Vash: Meryl?! (mouth open wide)

Kassy: Mr. Vash, please, we’re moving on.

Meryl: (avoids eye-contact with Vash)

Vash: !

Kassy: Now... What’s with that black cat?

Millie: What black cat?

Vash: Kuroneko-sama. She’s not here is she? (Glances around)

Kassy: ...no...

Vash: (sigh) she always pops up to remind me...

Kassy: about what?

Vash: Kuroneko-sama claims I owe her a salmon sandwich.

Kassy: why?

Vash: along time ago she promised she would help me get a girl if I bought her one. But...she attacked her! So, I never bought her one. Now she follows me without trying to make it obvious.

Kassy: She talks?

Vash: No

Kassy: How do you know she made a deal with you?

Vash: This is Kuroneko-sama we’re talking about! she lets you know!

Kassy: uh-huh... (gives him a “you’re weird” look)

Vash: Are we done yet?

Millie: Yeah, I need to go buy more pudding!

Kassy: Pudding?

Millie: Yeah! (Walks out of the room)

Meryl: Wait, Millie! (She then glances at Vash and they make eye contact. Meryl blushes yet again and quickly looks away)

Vash: (after consideration he decides to make a move on his new prey) Meryl, want to get some ice cream? (Smiles)

Meryl: (eyes widen for a moment, then return to their normal size) uh...I...um... I need to go with Millie. (She said nervously and left)

Kassy: Hey, I’m not done with the interview!

Vash: (turns to her) how about you? Ice cream?

Kassy: (sigh) I give up on this report!

Kuroneko-sama: Miaw